I found a new job. They offer very similar benefits to my current job, but more decisions, and much more money... I learned that yes, I am a whore. I am OK with that. Truth be told, after seeing the CEO's reaction to the Gasland documentary, I really wasn't feeling the whole company vibe anymore.
Anyway, I submitted my two week notice. In the past, I have worked my final two weeks to the best of my ability, and never had a problem. This company... I submit my two weeks, and they... they tell me to go home. We will pay you the two weeks, just leave. It was the strangest thing... But speaks directly to the type of company I was with. No trust.