Random Thoughts on a Monday

• Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard is like yellow crack.
• No mater what caliber, make, or model of gun you shoot, somebody will tell you it sucks to your face.
• At the range, no one accurate you were...  But everybody will talk about the asshole who was unsafe.
• Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.
• Double taps are a myth.  Practice shooting after immediately reacquiring your sight picture.
• You can only be brave if you are afraid.
• Panic is death.
• Practice escaping North-South and Side Control as if a 900 lb world champion black belt is on top of you.
• You can always do just one more burpie.
• Your body reacts differently in high pressure situations.  Seek out safe high pressure situations to ensure that you will react properly if the unexpected occurs (tournaments, ring fights, shooting competitions)
• Rules suck
• Emotions should be felt and experienced, but never acted upon.
• Reason is refuge
• If you are not a professional athlete, there is no reason for training hurt.  Give your body time to heal.
• Never mistake being uncomfortable with being in pain.  
• Seek out things that make you uncomfortable.
• Maintaining a fitness level, weight, cardio level, and skill level is easy.  Increasing same is difficult.
• It always feels good to tap somebody...  Even if it is their first day in class.
• If taking 100% of a person's income is wrong, at what percentage does it become right?
• To make money I must sacrifice some of my time on this earth to earn it.  Therefore money = life.
• If money = life, forcing someone to give up some of there money to someone who didn't earn it is direct theft of life.
• Freedom is too precious a commodity to be given up for convenience.    
• Anything worth anything takes effort and sacrifice to obtain...  And there will always be someone running some scam that promises that you can get it with no effort at all.
• Anyone who insists that their point of view is correct, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary is presented...  is probably very religious.  
• My wife is awesome
• There are few things that are worth more than what you pay for them...  Maui Jim Sunglasses, Glock Firearms, and Vaseline are are few.
• If Bermuda Grass ever becomes self aware and wishes to take over the world, we are all fucked.
• Someday, if you are lucky, some future scientist will be uncovering your belongings and think, "What the fuck???"
• The only way for the human race to survive is to leave Earth.
• After many years have passed, will the descendants of those who left Earth still be human, or will they evolve according to the environment they settle in?  
• Will those humans choose to alter their evolutionary progress to mimic what is happening back on Earth?
• Start calling your body a "Meat Suit."  Laugh at the reactions you get from doctors.